The beginning

Somblarajo was a drugadict who lives in an apartment in the most dangerous zone in Colmis. One night, he had gone to bed very late. He had smoked weed.
At 7.33, he suddenly woke up. In front of him there was a pink elephant. He was called Majalachimbunky. He said that he is the God of this new ages and he said that he will bring us cool things, piercing, rock n'roll, and tattoos. The elephant also said that Somblarajo will be the profect of this new ages. Somblarajo has to bring our religion to everyone especially lesbians and gays.
The elephant gave Somblarajo a photo about her book and its rules.
Everynight Somblarajo went and returned for every house and said all those things to everyone.
Everyone knew about Dikisme now. Rajoy also knew it.
The Dikisme was a international religion.
One day, the police imprisoned Somblarajo because he had many drugs. He said that Majalachimbunky had given him, but the police didn't believe him.
Somblarajo was judged and 3 months later, he died in prison.
He was knew as the coolest profect in the wordl.
All teenagers said "Thank you" to Somblarajo because they could go party EVERY DAY now.

AFTER SOMBLARAJO DIED...
All things had changed. There wasn't any wedding or bautisme.
Everyone went out. All you had ever wanted, you had it in home.
You didn't have to know Maths, you only have to know talking and count. Nothing more.


In one place in China, one men fell out from a hight building
When his family was in his funeral, he woke up. The opened the coffin, he was alive.
He got up, and then he said: "I'm Majalachimbunky. God save this place"
Majalachimbunky went to Paris for meet all dikismesianos. He said that they have to build a new house for him, with 42 rooms.
One good day, the lastest God cames to his building. They had an argument.
The next day, when they woke up they were BFF. (Best friend forever)
Now, he went to Salamanca, but then, a car hit him. He died.
But he was so angry so he took the body of the men that was in the car.
He didn't know how to drive a car so he brang Somblarajo to the Earth again to drive the car and bring him to Salamanca-shore.
He talked everything to Somblarajo and Somblarajo wanted to went out inmediatly so he jumped out of the car. So Malachimbunky died. He didn't want to return to the Earth. But did he can? Yes, he can. So be quiet. Malachimbunky can return and give drugs to you.
All politician think that the Dikisme is NOT ETHICAL.
But if you help people to be happy, you are a good person. So, does it really matters?

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